kozmica

Actual book canon.

lilacblossoms:

myantiquehabibi:

lenny511:

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set. 

The Rock is literally one of my favorite people

if you don’t like the Rock we can’t be friends

…Why isn’t there a reality tv show based around him just cooking food. and eating. and feeding people. and being cool.

w h y

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

actualpalestinianunicorn:

note-a-bear:

"I told you both of us could fit.""I fucking hate you right now."

I didn’t realize there was two in there

actualpalestinianunicorn:

note-a-bear:

"I told you both of us could fit."
"I fucking hate you right now."

I didn’t realize there was two in there

club-verraco:

Raspa la pipa wn 

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

I looked for some iteration of this post for some time now. It’s so incredible!

Second-hand embarrassment is off the charts. The jokes write themselves.

~Ozzie

Pretty sure the difference here is that Axel Braun knows people who buy his porno want to see Wonder Woman… NBC probably figured they just wanted to see a random female character.

- wincenworks

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

thisgirlgames:

"Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-"

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